G.M. Nair's Excuse For A Holiday Newsletter

Ho, ho, how’re you doing?

Well, it’s only slightly after Thanksgiving, and you know what that means: it’s Holiday Season! And what holiday season would be complete without Duckett & Dyer: Dicks For Hire?

Most of them?

Okay, well, you got me there.

But what I got YOU is a nice little present.

Yes, that’s right. It’s the Duckett & Dyer Christmas Special!Is it called Duckett & Dyer: St. Nicks For Hire? You bet it is.

Are you getting access to it super early ‘cause you’re subscribed (or at least haven’t unsubscribed) to my newsletter? You sure are.Is it absolutely free because giving is the reason for the season? Of course.Are you tired of me asking stupid questions and answering them in the affirmative and would rather I just give you the link to the story? You’re damn right you are!

In the midst of a historic blizzard, Michael and Stephanie have to beat the crap out of Santa Claus.

That’s it. That’s the story.

But, unlike some other Christmas Specials, this one is 100% canon.

Yes, it’s 100% canon and will be part of The Mystery of the Murdered Guy . . . whenever that eventually releases. There’re going to be a few threads dropped in this one which lead into the overall Duckett & Dyer “Saga”, so if you haven’t yet read the first two books, you might wanna get on that. I’ll put the links down below for easy, high-pressure advertising.Overall, I had a lot of fun writing this, especially with how absolutely ridiculous and hamfisted it is. So if you like Duckett & Dyer patented brand of idiocy, this (probably) won’t disappoint!

But if you like what you read, please don’t forget to leave a review of it on Amazon and/or Goodreads! And since I got you a Christmas Gift, you owe me one. That’s how this scam works, right?

Ho, ho, whoring my wares!

If you haven’t read my Duckett & Dyer books, I actually don’t even know how you got wrangled into this newsletter. But like I said above, maybe you’d like to get started. I’ve put the links to both DUCKETT & DYER: DICKS FOR HIRE and the sequel THE ONE-HUNDRED PERCENT SOLUTION below for your convenience. And hey, if you have a friend or family member who likes science fiction, comedy, or is someone you hate, maybe consider gifting them a copy. At least it’ll knock something off your shopping list!

And while you’re here, if you’re down with kooky mysteries, you might also wanna check out Death of Alistair MacTavish by David Wilson.

Once again, thanks for reading! Hope you all have a great holiday season (even with all the crap going on) and I’ll see you in the new year with more dumb newsletters and a brand new, full-length Duckett & Dyer book!

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