G.M. Nair's Excuse For A Newsletter #6

Hello, my lovelies!

Yes, it’s me! I bet you thought you’d never hear from me again. Well, you were wrong.

DEAD WRONG.

But I digress. And I come bearing gifts that should make this miserable hellscape we’re all living in just slightly more palatable. But first, some news.

The Duckett & Dyer: Dicks For Hire Section

If you're new here, you may be aware of my award-eligible independent sci-fi/mystery/comedy novel series Duckett & Dyer: Dicks For Hire. If you haven't, you soon will, because that's what I'm going to be plugging in this section. Both the first and second books are, as ever, available on Amazon Click the images below and check em out! The ebooks are only $3.99 each, and are available for free on Kindle Unlimited.

If you'd prefer not to support multi-billionaire Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos (I like to call him Jeff BEES! OH NO, NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES-OS!), then please e-mail your local independent bookstore or hit up IndieBound.Org and ask for Duckett & Dyer: Dicks For Hire by name.

Aside from the first two books in the series, I’m working on a number of related projects, such as a choose your own adventure book called Duckett OR Dyer: Dicks For Hire. That’s something I’m still figuring out, but am really excited about. Stay tuned to this space for previews and maybe a bit of early access for that!

But, the most relevant project I’m working on is, of course, the third book in the series:

Unlike the first two books, The Mystery Of The Murdered Guy will be a compilation of short stories following various cases Duckett & Dyer take on following their mainstream success in The One-Hundred Percent Solution. You’ll be seeing cases featuring Mad Bombers, Master Thieves, Gender-Fluid Reverse Werewolves, all of which will be capped off with a novella following the titular mystery (of the murdered guy) [dubstep remix] {ft. Lil Yachty}. But as a ‘reward’ for continuing to put up with my ridiculous newsletter, all of you reading this right now will get a free copy of the first short story! It’s called The Strange Little Life of Adrian Pancake, and you’ll all be receiving a link to download it this Friday, October 15th!

So check your inboxes this Friday for this spooky-season-appropriate tale! I hope you enjoy it! And there’ll be more free stories coming soon. Because maybe I’m working on a Christmas Special. And maybe it’s called ‘Duckett & Dyer: St. Nicks For Hire’.Because of course it is.

What else do you want from me?

That was a lot of content for free, guys. I’m not a machine! Well, not a good one, anyway. In any case, I'm always eager to hear comments, questions, and stupid ideas from my extremely beautiful and intelligent audience. If there's something you'd like me to do in a future edition of this newsletter, let me know! I'd love to create some unique content based on your suggestions because it saves me mental energy from making stuff up on my own. You will receive no credit.

Anyway, that’s all from me this time! Stay well, and stick around for more Duckett & Dyer updates.

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